Hey Girl, Before you fly off for your transfer, let me paint your toes and shave your legs and wash your lucky underwear.
Hey Girl, Let’s go on a road trip so you can meet all of your internet surrogate friends in real life.
Hey Girl, I know you’ve had a long day baking someone else’s baby. So should I pick up Ben & Jerry’s or Chinese takeout on my way home? Never mind, I’ll get both.
I wish my job was to just make Ryan Gosling 'hey girl' memes all day.