Hey Girl, I know you have to fly to California tomorrow on a moment’s notice, but no worries, I’ll take care of everything.
Hey Girl, Heard your Egg Donor is dragging her skinny feet. Let me know, ‘cuz I’ll cut a bitch
Hey girl, your stretch marks are gorgeous. They’re my favorite new best thing.
Hey girl, Now that you’re done making babies, and since you’re friggen awesome, let’s get that tummy tuck and those new boobs you want!
I wish my job was to just make Ryan Gosling 'hey girl' memes all day.