March 14, 2012
Hey Girl, I know you have to fly to California tomorrow on a moment’s notice, but no worries, I’ll take care of everything. 

Hey Girl, I know you have to fly to California tomorrow on a moment’s notice, but no worries, I’ll take care of everything. 

March 14, 2012
Hey Girl, If you were our surro, we’d email you daily!

Hey Girl, If you were our surro, we’d email you daily!

March 14, 2012
Hey Girl, Heard your Egg Donor is dragging her skinny feet. Let me know, ‘cuz I’ll cut a bitch

Hey Girl, Heard your Egg Donor is dragging her skinny feet. Let me know, ‘cuz I’ll cut a bitch

March 14, 2012
Hey girl, your stretch marks are gorgeous. They’re my favorite new best thing.

Hey girl, your stretch marks are gorgeous. They’re my favorite new best thing.

March 14, 2012
Hey girl, Now that you’re done making babies, and since you’re friggen awesome, let’s get that tummy tuck and those new boobs you want!

Hey girl, Now that you’re done making babies, and since you’re friggen awesome, let’s get that tummy tuck and those new boobs you want!

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