Hey girl, Now that you’re done making babies, and since you’re friggen awesome, let’s get that tummy tuck and those new boobs you want!
Hey Girl, Now that the baby is born, let’s take your comp and go to Disney World.
Hey Girl, Let’s go on a road trip so you can meet all of your internet surrogate friends in real life.
Hey Girl, If I weren’t gay, I’d totally make a baby with you the natural way. But since I am, thanks for being a surrogate!
Hey Girl, I know you just gave birth, but I’m ready to screen again if you are.
Hey Girl, I think your online surrogate friends are so funny… and cute, I’ve seen the profile pictures.
Hey Girl, Continue all meds as directed.
Hey Girl, Let me help you insert that vaginal suppository.
Hey Girl, This is totally normal. Probably just implantation bleeding.
Hey Girl, I know your monitoring appointments are always scheduled super early. I’ll wake up first and warm up the shower for you.
Hey Girl, You are so amazing to endure hundreds of shots to make a baby for someone else. I’m proud of you.
Hey Girl, I’ll hold your hand while they take your blood. Every time.