Hey Girl, I don’t care that you spent $100 on pregnancy tests, I know it’s all worth it so you can share that BFP with your surro sisters!
Hey Girl, I’m sorry these babies are making you sick; don’t worry about the kids or the laundry, I’ve got it taken care of… oh, and can I get you anything… crackers, ginger ale, me!?!?
Hey Girl, Now that your maternity leave is over, of course you’ll have my emotional support and help with the house and kids if you want to go back to work. But if you’d rather stay home, I’m happy to get a second job so I can give you my financial support - and help with the household and kids, of course. Your choice.
Hey Girl, I know all of these match meetings stress you out, but before you know it, you’ll be knocked up with another person’s baby again. Maybe this one will even want to do a sibling project.
Hey Girl, Don’t worry, I don’t think she’ll be asking you again whether you’ve had that baby yet.
Hey Girl, The new nanny might sing them to sleep, but your body nourished, protected, and housed them for nine long months. NO comparison.
Hey Girl, No rush, you just gave birth! I know it will be perfect, whenever YOU’re ready.
Hey Girl, I got something real important to give you, so just sit down & listen. I know your IPs aren’t the giftey type, so to celebrate the baby’s birth, I got you this gift… in a box.
Hey girl, You just gave birth yesterday, but if you’re ready to start that sibling project like your IPs want, I’m totally on board.
Hey Girl, Don’t worry about chatting with your surro-sisters all day instead of cleaning the house. I understand; I totally love placenta pics as much as the next guy!
Hey girl, You make carrying surro-twins look easy.
Hey Girl, Your uterus goes to ELEVEN.
Hey Girl, You’ve got this. Fresh vs frozen only matters when it involves fruits and veggies. I totally know kids today who were totsicles a few years ago.
Hey Girl, Since your IM is too busy to deliver, I made you Philly cheesesteak. No, I’m not going to waste time getting dressed before I bring it over.
- I wish my job was to just make Ryan Gosling 'hey girl' memes all day.