May 11, 2012
Hey Girl, I don’t care that you spent $100 on pregnancy tests, I know it’s all worth it so you can share that BFP with your surro sisters!

Hey Girl, I don’t care that you spent $100 on pregnancy tests, I know it’s all worth it so you can share that BFP with your surro sisters!

April 7, 2012
Hey Girl, I’m sorry these babies are making you sick; don’t worry about the kids or the laundry, I’ve got it taken care of… oh, and can I get you anything… crackers, ginger ale, me!?!?

Hey Girl, I’m sorry these babies are making you sick; don’t worry about the kids or the laundry, I’ve got it taken care of… oh, and can I get you anything… crackers, ginger ale, me!?!?

March 27, 2012
Hey Girl, Now that your maternity leave is over, of course you’ll have my emotional support and help with the house and kids if you want to go back to work. But if you’d rather stay home, I’m happy to get a second job so I can give you my financial support - and help with the household and kids, of course. Your choice. 

Hey Girl, Now that your maternity leave is over, of course you’ll have my emotional support and help with the house and kids if you want to go back to work. But if you’d rather stay home, I’m happy to get a second job so I can give you my financial support - and help with the household and kids, of course. Your choice. 

March 27, 2012
Hey Girl, I know all of these match meetings stress you out, but before you know it, you’ll be knocked up with another person’s baby again. Maybe this one will even want to do a sibling project. 

Hey Girl, I know all of these match meetings stress you out, but before you know it, you’ll be knocked up with another person’s baby again. Maybe this one will even want to do a sibling project. 

March 22, 2012
Hey Girl, Don’t worry, I don’t think she’ll be asking you again whether you’ve had that baby yet. 

Hey Girl, Don’t worry, I don’t think she’ll be asking you again whether you’ve had that baby yet. 

March 22, 2012
Hey Girl, The new nanny might sing them to sleep, but your body nourished, protected, and housed them for nine long months. NO comparison.

Hey Girl, The new nanny might sing them to sleep, but your body nourished, protected, and housed them for nine long months. NO comparison.

March 22, 2012
Hey Girl, That is one DAMN FINE uterus you’ve got there. 

Hey Girl, That is one DAMN FINE uterus you’ve got there. 

March 22, 2012
Hey Girl, No rush, you just gave birth! I know it will be perfect, whenever YOU’re ready.

Hey Girl, No rush, you just gave birth! I know it will be perfect, whenever YOU’re ready.

March 22, 2012
Hey Girl, I got something real important to give you, so just sit down & listen. I know your IPs aren’t the giftey type, so to celebrate the baby’s birth, I got you this gift… in a box.

Hey Girl, I got something real important to give you, so just sit down & listen. I know your IPs aren’t the giftey type, so to celebrate the baby’s birth, I got you this gift… in a box.

March 22, 2012
Hey girl, You just gave birth yesterday, but if you’re ready to start that sibling project like your IPs want, I’m totally on board. 

Hey girl, You just gave birth yesterday, but if you’re ready to start that sibling project like your IPs want, I’m totally on board. 

March 22, 2012
Hey Girl, Don’t worry about chatting with your surro-sisters all day instead of cleaning the house. I understand; I totally love placenta pics as much as the next guy!

Hey Girl, Don’t worry about chatting with your surro-sisters all day instead of cleaning the house. I understand; I totally love placenta pics as much as the next guy!

March 22, 2012
Hey girl, You make carrying surro-twins look easy. 

Hey girl, You make carrying surro-twins look easy. 

March 16, 2012
Hey Girl, Your uterus goes to ELEVEN.

Hey Girl, Your uterus goes to ELEVEN.

March 16, 2012
Hey Girl, You’ve got this. Fresh vs frozen only matters when it involves fruits and veggies. I totally know kids today who were totsicles a few years ago.

Hey Girl, You’ve got this. Fresh vs frozen only matters when it involves fruits and veggies. I totally know kids today who were totsicles a few years ago.

March 16, 2012
Hey Girl, Since your IM is too busy to deliver, I made you Philly cheesesteak. No, I’m not going to waste time getting dressed before I bring it over. 

Hey Girl, Since your IM is too busy to deliver, I made you Philly cheesesteak. No, I’m not going to waste time getting dressed before I bring it over. 

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