April 7, 2012
Hey Girl, I’m sorry these babies are making you sick; don’t worry about the kids or the laundry, I’ve got it taken care of… oh, and can I get you anything… crackers, ginger ale, me!?!?

Hey Girl, I’m sorry these babies are making you sick; don’t worry about the kids or the laundry, I’ve got it taken care of… oh, and can I get you anything… crackers, ginger ale, me!?!?

March 27, 2012
Hey Girl, Now that your maternity leave is over, of course you’ll have my emotional support and help with the house and kids if you want to go back to work. But if you’d rather stay home, I’m happy to get a second job so I can give you my financial support - and help with the household and kids, of course. Your choice. 

Hey Girl, Now that your maternity leave is over, of course you’ll have my emotional support and help with the house and kids if you want to go back to work. But if you’d rather stay home, I’m happy to get a second job so I can give you my financial support - and help with the household and kids, of course. Your choice. 

March 22, 2012
Hey Girl, Don’t worry, I don’t think she’ll be asking you again whether you’ve had that baby yet. 

Hey Girl, Don’t worry, I don’t think she’ll be asking you again whether you’ve had that baby yet. 

March 22, 2012
Hey Girl, That is one DAMN FINE uterus you’ve got there. 

Hey Girl, That is one DAMN FINE uterus you’ve got there. 

March 22, 2012
Hey Girl, No rush, you just gave birth! I know it will be perfect, whenever YOU’re ready.

Hey Girl, No rush, you just gave birth! I know it will be perfect, whenever YOU’re ready.

March 15, 2012
Hey Girl, I bought the dollar store’s entire stock of pregnancy tests. When the cashier looked at me funny, I just told him that was one WILD party. 

Hey Girl, I bought the dollar store’s entire stock of pregnancy tests. When the cashier looked at me funny, I just told him that was one WILD party. 

March 14, 2012
Hey Girl, Let’s put all that extra lube from your transvaginal ultrasound to good use.

Hey Girl, Let’s put all that extra lube from your transvaginal ultrasound to good use.

March 14, 2012
Hey Girl, You totally didn’t poop at all while you were giving birth. 

Hey Girl, You totally didn’t poop at all while you were giving birth. 

March 14, 2012
Hey girl, your stretch marks are gorgeous. They’re my favorite new best thing.

Hey girl, your stretch marks are gorgeous. They’re my favorite new best thing.

March 14, 2012
Hey Girl, I know you’ve had a long day baking someone else’s baby. So should I pick up Ben & Jerry’s or Chinese takeout on my way home? Never mind, I’ll get both. 

Hey Girl, I know you’ve had a long day baking someone else’s baby. So should I pick up Ben & Jerry’s or Chinese takeout on my way home? Never mind, I’ll get both. 

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