Hey Girl, I’m sorry these babies are making you sick; don’t worry about the kids or the laundry, I’ve got it taken care of… oh, and can I get you anything… crackers, ginger ale, me!?!?
Hey Girl, I’m sorry these babies are making you sick; don’t worry about the kids or the laundry, I’ve got it taken care of… oh, and can I get you anything… crackers, ginger ale, me!?!?
Hey Girl, Now that your maternity leave is over, of course you’ll have my emotional support and help with the house and kids if you want to go back to work. But if you’d rather stay home, I’m happy to get a second job so I can give you my financial support - and help with the household and kids, of course. Your choice.
Hey Girl, Don’t worry, I don’t think she’ll be asking you again whether you’ve had that baby yet.
Hey Girl, No rush, you just gave birth! I know it will be perfect, whenever YOU’re ready.
Hey Girl, I bought the dollar store’s entire stock of pregnancy tests. When the cashier looked at me funny, I just told him that was one WILD party.
Hey Girl, Let’s put all that extra lube from your transvaginal ultrasound to good use.
Hey Girl, I know you’ve had a long day baking someone else’s baby. So should I pick up Ben & Jerry’s or Chinese takeout on my way home? Never mind, I’ll get both.
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