Hey Girl, I bought the dollar store’s entire stock of pregnancy tests. When the cashier looked at me funny, I just told him that was one WILD party.
Hey Girl, I’ll call the office and make that appointment for you… after I run you this hot bath.
Hey Girl, You’re totally not a crazy stalker. I look at their emails and FB pages 20 times a day, too.
Hey Girl, Let me hand feed you this chocolate I bought to take your mind off of those 2-inch needles.
Hey Girl, Don’t sweat it. My family’s just jealous because they’re not as cool as you. Also, I brought you a puppy.
Hey Girl, Before you fly off for your transfer, let me paint your toes and shave your legs and wash your lucky underwear.
Hey Girl, Why wait for that 6 week ultrasound when I’ve got a wand right here?
Hey Girl, Let’s put all that extra lube from your transvaginal ultrasound to good use.
Hey Girl, I know you have to fly to California tomorrow on a moment’s notice, but no worries, I’ll take care of everything.
Hey Girl, I could read your surrogacy blog over and over and over again.
Hey Girl, Heard your Egg Donor is dragging her skinny feet. Let me know, ‘cuz I’ll cut a bitch