Hey Girl, I bought the dollar store’s entire stock of pregnancy tests. When the cashier looked at me funny, I just told him that was one WILD party.
Inspired by the Ryan Gosling meme, but we just can't limit ourselves to one hot guy. If you're a surrogate, submit your complaint/idea/photo to us at heygirlsurrogacy@gmail.com
March 15, 2012
March 15, 2012
Hey Girl, I’ll call the office and make that appointment for you… after I run you this hot bath.
March 15, 2012
Hey Girl, You’re totally not a crazy stalker. I look at their emails and FB pages 20 times a day, too.
March 15, 2012
Hey Girl, Let me hand feed you this chocolate I bought to take your mind off of those 2-inch needles.
March 15, 2012
Hey Girl, Don’t sweat it. My family’s just jealous because they’re not as cool as you. Also, I brought you a puppy.
March 14, 2012
Hey Girl, Before you fly off for your transfer, let me paint your toes and shave your legs and wash your lucky underwear.
March 14, 2012
March 14, 2012
Hey Girl, Let’s put all that extra lube from your transvaginal ultrasound to good use.
March 14, 2012
Hey Girl, I know you have to fly to California tomorrow on a moment’s notice, but no worries, I’ll take care of everything.
March 14, 2012
March 14, 2012
March 14, 2012
Hey Girl, Heard your Egg Donor is dragging her skinny feet. Let me know, ‘cuz I’ll cut a bitch
March 14, 2012
March 14, 2012
March 14, 2012
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I wish my job was to just make Ryan Gosling 'hey girl' memes all day.
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